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$20 million jackpot (G)
'Twas the night before go-live (G)
10 changes at NASA with 76 year old Glenn (G)
10 Environmental Excuses for being a Lazy Slob (G)
10 Good Reasons to buy fabric (G)
10 pints of Guinness in one sitting (G)
10 reasons not to jog (G)
10 things NOT to say to a cop who pulls you over (G)
11 Reasons Geeks can't sleep (G)
11 ways you know You're an Amateur Coffee Drinker (G)
12 Good Things about Burning the Turkey (G)
15 excuses when caught sleeping at work (G)
15 more reasons Santa must be a woman (G)
15 Signs Your Librarian is Nuts (G)
15 Surprise Features on the iPhone (G)
18 Reasons to be a mermaid (G)
1998 Darwin Awards (G)
1998 Predictions for 1999 (G)


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I take old Starbucks Drink Cups and
turn them into Lamps

The warm panels are made from melting down old Starbucks drink cups, but it looks and feels like mica or some organic material. The wood in the lampshade and base is pulled from our 100 year old house in Astoria Oregon during a remodel, and it all comes together for a beautiful, classic look.

Check it out!