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PG Rated Jokes

"Doing it" by profession (PG)
"Hey! Your fly is open!" (PG)
"I Love You" in different languages (PG)
"What sign should we put up?" (PG)
$100 Tattoo (in a painful area) (PG)
'twas the night before impeachment (PG)
10 Reasons To Go To Work Naked - actually 11 but..... (PG)
10 Things Men Know About Women (PG)
10 things only women understand (PG)
10 year old's marrying (PG)
100 Reasons Why it's great to be a bloke (PG)
101 Ways To Annoy People (not counting this email) (PG)
12 Reasons Same-Sex Marriage will Ruin Society (PG)
14 Signs Your Online Relationship Isn't Working Out (PG)
15 Cartoon Character Euphemisms for Death (PG)
16 Signs You Need to Find a New Support Group (PG)
19 Ways to KNOW you are a woman (PG)
1998 Best Newspaper Headlines (PG)
1999 Darwin Awards II (PG)
19th Century Euphemisms for Masturbation (PG)

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I take old Starbucks Drink Cups and
turn them into Lamps

The warm panels are made from melting down old Starbucks drink cups, but it looks and feels like mica or some organic material. The wood in the lampshade and base is pulled from our 100 year old house in Astoria Oregon during a remodel, and it all comes together for a beautiful, classic look.

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