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Following the first increase in pedestrian fatalities in four years, some states are considering banning the use of electronic devices like cell phones and MP3 players in crosswalks.

What do you think?

Lucinda Green Systems Analyst
"Now that you mention it, I have noticed I'm running over more people than usual."

Kevin Barr Signal Inspector
"Those little screens are dangerous. That’s why I use a legal pad and fountain pen when I need to compose a message on the go."

Alberto Rodriguez Ophthalmologist
"But running over a stupid pedestrian was how I met my wife! She's paralyzed now!"


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