Marijuana-filled Firewood

Marijuana-filled Firewood (G)

More Stuff!
Jokeindex Home
G rated jokes
Smart People

'Hello, is this the Police Office?'

'Yes. What can I do for you?'

'I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Gary Riche...He's hidin' marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it inside them logs, but he's hidin' it there'

'Thank you very much for the call, sir.'

The next day, twelve St Johns Police Officers descend on Gary 's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They sneer at Gary and leave.

Shortly, the phone rings at Gary 's house. 'Hey, Gary ! This here's Floyd Did the Police come?'

'Yeah!'

'Did they chop your firewood?

'Yep!'

Want more of the same? Check out these categories!
Smart People | Home

Editor's Note: Be sure to check out my blog at michael.bissell.conquent.com/blog -- maybe not as funny as the 5,000+ jokes here, but I ramble about life, technology and other things that make the world... nutty.