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1. A Christmas tree is always erect.

2. Even small ones give satisfaction.

3. A Christmas tree stays up for 12 days and nights.

4. A Christmas tree always looks good - even with the lights on.

5. A Christmas tree is always happy with its size.

6. A Christmas tree has cute balls.

7. A Christmas tree doesn’t get mad if you break one of its balls.

8. You can throw a Christmas tree out when it’s past its ’sell by’ date.

9. You don’t have to put up with a Christmas tree all year.

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