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I HEARD HIM TRYING TO BREAK IN.

I RAN TO THE CABINET, GRABBED MY AUTOMATIC, SLAMMED THE CLIP IN, AND CHAMBERED A ROUND. I WAS SCARED AS I SNUCK DOWN THE HALL TO THE BACK DOOR.

I GRABBED A FLASHLIGHT ON THE WAY.

I OPENED THE DOOR AS QUIETLY AND AS SLOWLY AS I COULD.

I TIPTOED TO THE SIDE OF THE HOUSE WHERE I HEARD HIM STILL WORKING ON THE SCREEN.

I TURNED THE CORNER AND PUT THE FLASHLIGHT AND GUN IN HIS FACE.

I YELLED "HANDS UP!!!"

AS HE TURNED TO FACE ME.................

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