Top 10 Ways to Get Kicked Out of a Nine Inch Nails Concert

Top 10 Ways to Get Kicked Out of a Nine Inch Nails Concert (G)

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10. Cover Trent's eyes and say "Guess who?"

9. Burn Trent in effigy

8. Make farting noises

7. Make beep noises when they curse

6. Two words: silly string

5. Tickle Trent during a more intense song

4. Toss a beanie baby on stage with a note attached saying "Enjoy" when they're singing "Closer"

3. Wear fake nails (nine inches long, of course), and poke everyone-including security

2. Sing stuff by *NSYNC to confuse them

1. Wear a T-shirt that says "I LOVE MARYLIN MANSON!"

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