Getting out of Hell (mildly racist)

Getting out of Hell (mildly racist) (R)

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There were three men who died and went to hell; a white man, a Japanese man, and a black man. The devil said that if he could hold their dicks in his hands without them melting, he would let them go to heaven. If their dicks melted, they would have to stay in hell for enternity.

So the devil took the white man's dick into is hands. It melted.

Then the devil took the Japanese man's dick into his hands. It also melted.

Last, he took the black man's dick into his hand. It didn't melt.

Confused, the devil asked, "Why didn't your dick melt in my hand?"

The black man replied, "Because chocolate melts in your mouth, not in your hands."

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