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Editor's Note: I'm still waiting on verification on this, but hey, it's the Internet, so I decided to post it anyway!

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Can you imagine working at the following Company?

It has a little over 500 employees with the following statistics:

- 29 have been accused of spousal abuse

- 7 have been arrested for fraud

- 19 have been accused of writing bad checks

- 117 have bankrupted at least two businesses

- 3 have been arrested for assault

- 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit

- 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges

- 8 have been arrested for shop-lifting

- 21 are current defendants in lawsuits

- In 1998 alone, 84 were stopped for drunk driving

Can you guess which organization this is?

Give up?

It's the 535 members of your United States Congress.

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