Oregonians on Judgement Day

Oregonians on Judgement Day (G)

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A curious fellow died one day and was waiting in a long, long line for judgment. He noticed that some people, after they went through the line, were able to go through heaven's gates. Others were lining up behind satan who was throwing most of them into the eternal fires of hell. Every once in while, though, instead of tossing a poor soul into the fire, he would toss him/her to one side. After watching for hours, the fellow could not resist. He gave up his place in line and went over and tapped satan on the shoulder.

'Excuse me, sir,' he said. 'I'm supposed to be in line for judgment (didn't want satan to mistake him for someone who had already been condemned to hell) but I couldn't help but wonder why some of these people are being tossed aside instead of into the fires of hell?'

'Oh,' satan said with a snicker. 'Those are Oregonians. They're too wet to burn.'

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