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A recently deceased fellow stands before St. Peter and askes to be let into Heaven. St. Peter asks his religion, and the fellow replies 'Episcopalian.'

St. Peter says: 'Welcome to Heaven. Go to room 24. Please be very quiet as you pass room 8'.

Another man arrives at the gates of heaven.

'Religion'?

'Baptist'.

'Go to room 18. But be very quiet as you pass room 8'.

A third man arrives at the gates.

'Religion?'

'Jewish.'

'Go to room 11, but please be very quiet as you pass room 8'.

The man says, 'I can understand there being different rooms for different religions, but why must I be quiet when I pass room 8?'

St. Peter tells him, 'Well the Catholics are in room 8, and they think they're the only ones here'.




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