A few dirty Beyonce jokes

What's brown and sticky?
My poster of Beyonce.

Who would come first in a naked catfight between Beyonce and Kim Kardashian?
If there was a video online, me.

I see Beyonce and Jay-Z's marriage is on the rocks...
Apparently, it's because of her refusal to give him anal sex...
Beyonce has said that she was happy with their sex life, and in particular, Jay-Z's manhood.
Jay-Z reportedly replied that if she liked it she should have put her ring on it...

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