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A guy goes into a diner on Christmas and says, "Give me an order of eggs Benedict on hubcaps."

The waitress is confused... "You want your eggs Benedict on hubcaps?"

"Yeah," the guy replies, "Because there’s no plates like chrome for the hollandaise."

I take old Starbucks Drink Cups and
turn them into Lamps

The warm panels are made from melting down old Starbucks drink cups, but it looks and feels like mica or some organic material. The wood in the lampshade and base is pulled from our 100 year old house in Astoria Oregon during a remodel, and it all comes together for a beautiful, classic look.

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