Jokeindex home

Custom Plates (PG)

More Stuff!
Jokeindex Home
PG rated jokes
This World We Live In
I just went and got the mail. A lady pulled up to take her kids to art class in a new BMW convertible glistening in the sun with the top down.

I did not know that red could be the red. I noticed the vanity plates:


Thing it was a twist on BEAMER (i.e. BMW) I commented, "Well those are cute plates".

Her reply, "This is my husband’s car and he is a Proctologist".

I take old Starbucks Drink Cups and
turn them into Lamps

The warm panels are made from melting down old Starbucks drink cups, but it looks and feels like mica or some organic material. The wood in the lampshade and base is pulled from our 100 year old house in Astoria Oregon during a remodel, and it all comes together for a beautiful, classic look.

Check it out!

Editor's Note: Be sure to check out my blog at -- maybe not as funny as the 5,000+ jokes here, but I ramble about life, technology and other things that make the world... nutty.

Today's blog: Terms of Service in lieu of Legal Governance
Follow @bissell and @jokeindex on Twitter