Weird, but allegedly true, celebrity encounters as quoted in the book "Elvis Presley's Pharmacist Was My Sunday School Teacher" (Alaska Northwest Books, $8.95).
"While playing a celebrity basketball game at the Pentagon, I mistakenly put on Al Gore's jockstrap."
"I once heard Brian Keith belch."
"I was circumcised by C. Everett Koop."
"Kurt Cobain puked on my ex-girlfriend."
"I took Captain Kangaroo's stool sample."
"I once built a stage that Glenn Campbell fell through."
"I watched Jaclyn Smith pick her nose while driving her Corvette."
"I sat on a plane next to the best friend of the nephew of the Japanese guy that President Bush puked on."
"I threw a Frisbee to the Emperor of Japan."
"My ancestors ate Magellan."
"I know a guy whose father's grandfather was the plumber who pulled President Taft out of the tub when he got stuck."
"My father went to high school with Adam West. I met him and then the three of us went to Hooters."
"Connie Chung once hawked a loogie on my shoe."
"Gomer Pyle hit on my brother."
"Stephen Hawking ran over my foot with his wheelchair."
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