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One day my nephew and I were driving back home a new route, when we passed by a church on the side of the road which had a sign out front that said, "The Assembly of God"

My nephew turned to me and questioned, "I didn't know god had to be put together?"

-- Submitted by Angela Tuttle

I take old Starbucks Drink Cups and
turn them into Lamps

The warm panels are made from melting down old Starbucks drink cups, but it looks and feels like mica or some organic material. The wood in the lampshade and base is pulled from our 100 year old house in Astoria Oregon during a remodel, and it all comes together for a beautiful, classic look.

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