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* If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

* The human heart creates enough pressure while pumping to squirt blood 30 feet.

* Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

* On average people fear spiders more than they do death.

* The strongest muscle in the body is the TONGUE.

* It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.

* You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.

* Americans on the average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.

* Every time you lick a stamp, you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie.

* Did you know that you are more likely to be killed by a champagne cork than by a poisonous spider?

* Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do.

* In ancient Egypt, Priests plucked EVERY hair from their bodies, including their eyebrows and eyelashes.

* A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.

* The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.

* Polar bears are left handed.

* The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds, that makes the catfish rank #1 for animal having the most taste buds.

* The flea can jump 350 times its body length, that is like a human jumping the length of a football field.

* A cockroach will live nine days without it's head, before it starves to death.

* Butterflies taste with their feet.

* Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.

* An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain.

* Starfishes haven't got brains.

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