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The teacher wants her students to make a sentence with the word 'fascinate'.

The first little girl raises her hand and says, 'My family and I went to the zoo and I found it fascinating.'

'That's very good but I want the word fascinate.'

Another one says, 'My father and I went to the movies and I was fascinated.'

'That's also very good but I want the word fascinate.'

Little Johnny raises his hand but the teacher hesitates because he has a foul mouth and usually says nasty things but she figures he can't very well mess up this word. 'Go ahead Johnny', she says.

Johnny says, 'My sister has a sweater with ten buttons but her boobs are so big she can only fasten 8.'

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