Kids say the darndest things. . .

Kids say the darndest things. . . (PG)

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This 8 year old little boy saddles up to the bar. 'Hey, sweetie,' he says to the well endowed waitress, 'how about a Scotch on the rocks?'

She says, 'Uh huh. Are you trying to get me in trouble?'

'Maybe later, honey -- but now I could really use that drink.'

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