Does it rain much?

Does it rain much? (G)

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A visitor to Texas once asked, ''Does it ever rain out here?'' ''Yes, it does,'' replied the rancher. ''Do you remember that part in the Bible when it rained for 40 days and 40 nights?''

''Yes, I'm familiar with Noah's flood,'' the visitor said.

''Well,'' said the rancher, ''we got two and a half inches during that spell.''

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