How to avoid drunk driving tests

How to avoid drunk driving tests (G)

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A police officer pulls over this guy who's been weaving in and out of the lanes. He goes up to the guy's window and says, ''Sir, I need you to blow into this breathalyzer tube.''

The man says, ''Sorry, officer, I can't do that. I am an asthmatic. If I do that, I'll have a really bad asthma attack.''

''Okay, fine. I need you to come down to the station to give a blood sample.''

''I can't do that either. I am a hemophiliac. If I do that, I'll bleed to death.'' ''Well, then, we need a urine sample.''

''I'm sorry, officer, I can't do that either. I am also a diabetic. If I do that, I'll get really low blood sugar.''

''All right, then I need you to come out here and walk this white line.''

''I can't do that, officer.'' ''Why not?'' ''Because I'm drunk.''

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