Haiku error messages

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Imagine if, instead of incomprehensible unhelpful geeky text strings, your computer produced error messages in haiku:

A file that big?
It might be very useful
But now it is gone.

*****

The Web site you seek
cannot be located
but endless others exist.

*****

Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.

*****

Aborted effort.
Close all that you have.
You ask far too much.

*****

First snow, then silence.
This thousand dollar screen dies
so beautifully.

*****

With searching comes loss
and the presence of absence:
''My novel'' not found.

*****

The Tao that is seen
is not the true Tao, until
You bring fresh toner.

*****

Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.

*****

Stay the patient course.
Of little worth is your ire:
The network is down.

*****

A crash reduces
your expensive computer
to a simple stone.

*****

Yesterday it worked.
Today it is not working.
Windows is like that.

*****

Three things are certain:
Death, taxes, and lost data.
Guess which one has occurred.

*****

You step in the stream,
but the water has moved on.
This page is not here.

*****

Out of memory.
We wish to hold the whole sky,
but we never will.

*****

Having been erased,
the document you're seeking
must now be retyped.

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Rather than a beep
or a rude error message,
these words: ''File not found.''

*****

Serious error.
All shortcuts have disappeared.
Screen. Mind. Both are blank.

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