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Two cows are standing next to each other in a field. Daisy says to Dolly, "I was artificially inseminated this morning."

"I don't believe you," says Dolly.

"It's true, no bull!" exclaims Daisy.

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BONUS PUN:
If you think you saw this joke before, perhaps you're experiencing Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.




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