This happened to an Englishman in France who was totally drunk.

The French policeman stops his car and asks the gentleman if he has been drinking.

With great difficulty, the Englishman admits that he has been drinking all day, that his daughter got married in the morning to a French man, and that he drank champagne and a few bottles of wine at the reception and a quite a few glasses of single malt thereafter.

Quite upset, the policeman gives him a alcohol breath test and asks the Englishman if he knows under French Law why he has just been arrested.

The Englishman answers with humour: "No! Did you notice that this is a British car and that my wife is the driver on the other side?"

I take old Starbucks Drink Cups and
turn them into Lamps

The warm panels are made from melting down old Starbucks drink cups, but it looks and feels like mica or some organic material. The wood in the lampshade and base is pulled from our 100 year old house in Astoria Oregon during a remodel, and it all comes together for a beautiful, classic look.

Check it out!

Editor's Note: Be sure to check out my blog at michaelbissell.com/blog -- maybe not as funny as the 5,000+ jokes here, but I ramble about life, technology and other things that make the world... nutty.

Today's blog: Terms of Service in lieu of Legal Governance
Follow @bissell and @jokeindex on Twitter

G rated jokes | Driving | Drunks and Bars | Geography | Contact Us
(c) Conquent

Drunk English Driver in France (G)

I take old Starbucks Drink Cups andturn them into Lamps

I take old Starbucks Drink Cups and
turn them into Lamps