Math issue for the witness

Math issue for the witness (G)

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Lawyer: "How old is your son that lives with you?"

Witness: "Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which."

Lawyer: "How long has he lived with you?"

Witness: "Forty-five years."

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