The Whacky Mind of Muammar Gaddafi (Quotes)

The Whacky Mind of Muammar Gaddafi (Quotes) (G)

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Editor's Note: I have no idea if these are REAL quotes or not, but knowing the crazy stuff Gaddafi has said, let's just read 'em and enjoy...

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I don't want to tell my people any half-truths unless they're completely accurate

A woman has the right to run for election whether she's male or female

Were it not for electricity we would have to watch television in the dark

I am not such a dictator that I would shut down Facebook. I'll merely imprison anyone who logs into it

Protest however you want, but do not go onto the streets and squares.

There must be a world revolution which puts an end to all materialistic conditions hindering woman from performing her natural role in life and driving her to carry out man's deities in order to be equal rights.

I will stay in Libya until I die, or until the end of the time God allows me to live!

Obeying your parents is more important than doing as your parents say.

Democracy means permanent rule!

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