H1N1 Santa

H1N1 Santa (G)

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Santa Claus walks into the clinic to get the H1N1 shot. The nurse looks up at him and says, "I would think a Jolly old Elf like you wouldn't be worried about getting sick."

Santa replied, "Are you kidding? With all those chimneys I go up and down, I need to get a flue shot more than anyone!"

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