Q. What does Captain Kirk and Toliet Paper have incommon?
A. They both fly around Uranus looking for Klingons

Q. What is the difference between a TreKKKer and a TreKKKie?
A. A TreKKKer objects to Spock because he is part Vulcan -- A TreKKKie complains that Spock is part Human.

Q. What do you find in the toilet on the USS Enterprise?
A.The Captain's Log!

I take old Starbucks Drink Cups and
turn them into Lamps

The warm panels are made from melting down old Starbucks drink cups, but it looks and feels like mica or some organic material. The wood in the lampshade and base is pulled from our 100 year old house in Astoria Oregon during a remodel, and it all comes together for a beautiful, classic look.

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I take old Starbucks Drink Cups andturn them into Lamps

I take old Starbucks Drink Cups and
turn them into Lamps