Two morons go duck hunting. After several hours they still haven't got any ducks. One of the hunters looks at the other and says, "I don't get it. Why aren't we getting any ducks?"

His friend says, "I keep telling you, I just don't think we're throwing the dog high enough."

I take old Starbucks Drink Cups and
turn them into Lamps

The warm panels are made from melting down old Starbucks drink cups, but it looks and feels like mica or some organic material. The wood in the lampshade and base is pulled from our 100 year old house in Astoria Oregon during a remodel, and it all comes together for a beautiful, classic look.

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I take old Starbucks Drink Cups andturn them into Lamps

I take old Starbucks Drink Cups and
turn them into Lamps