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Q) Did you hear that 2 antennae got married?
A) The ceremony wasn't much, but the RECEPTION was great.

Q) How did the telephones get married?
A) In a double ring ceremony!

Q) What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?
A) Cliff!

Q) Where do Eskimos keep their money?
A) Snow banks!

Q) What gets wetter as it dries?
A) A towel!

Q) What lies on the ground one hundred feet in the air?
A) A sunbathing centipede.

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