Hazards of entertaining tots

Hazards of entertaining tots (PG)

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As the mom was trying to pack for vacation, her 3-year-old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, the little girl said, "Mom, look at this," and stuck out two of her fingers.

Trying to keep her entertained, mom reached out and stuck her little girl's fingers in her mouth, pretending to eat them, before rushing out of the room again. When she returned, the tot was standing on the bed with a devastated look on her face! "Mommy, where's my booger?" she asked.

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