Doctor's request

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A man complained to his wife, one morning, that he was too ill to go to work. When she asked him what was wrong, he replied that he had loose bowels, stomachache and pains in his genitals.

His wife decided to telephone the doctor for advice and when she described his symptoms the doctor asked if she could call into the surgery with a sample of her husbands feces, urine and sperm.

She went upstairs to her husband who asked her what the doctor had said. "Oh" she replied, "he wants me to bring in a pair of your undershorts!"

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