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Mrs. Baker's husband died, and after the funeral the guys that worked in the cemetery were carrying out the coffin and accidentally bumped into a pole. From inside the coffin they heard a moan, and they lifted the lid to see that miraculously Mr. Baker had come back to life.

Ten years later he died again and when the guys were carrying him out of the church Mrs. Baker yelled," WATCH OUT FOR THAT POLE!"

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