Hearing voices in the bar

Hearing voices in the bar (G)

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This guy walks in to a bar and orders a beer. The bartender hands it to him, and pushes over a bowl of peanuts. The man is having a sip of his beer when he hears a tiny voice say "nice tie." He quickly looks around but sees nothing.

He takes another sip when he hears "nice hat too." He quickly puts down the beer, but there's no one around, so he asks the bartender, "I keep hearing a tiny voice saying nice things, whats going on?"

The bartender nods understandingly and says, "Oh, its the peanuts, they're complimentary."

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