Grandma's Snack

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One day a preacher decided to pay a visit to his grandmother who was very ill. When he got there, they began to talk. The preacher then noticed that there was a bowl of peanuts on the bed side table. When the visit was over the preacher realized that he had eaten the whole bowl of peanuts. Feeling guilty he apologized.

"Gee grandma, I'm so sorry. The peanuts were really good and I couldn't resist." The grandmother smiled and tells him, " It's ok, don't worry about it. With my false teeth, all I can do is suck the chocolate off the M&Ms; anyway."

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