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It was in the dark sky,
Just her and I.
I knew what she wanted;
I tried my best.
So then I placed my hand on her breast.
It was then I knew what she wanted to do.
She spread her legs,
I felt no shame.
Because then the white stuff,
Slowly came.
So it's done now;
My first time,
Milking a cow!

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