Silly, but dirty, Indian joke

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English settler: Excuse me Mr. Indian, what does that one feather mean?

Indian 1: It means I screwed one women.

English settler: Oh, you must be very loyal to your wife.

Indian 1: No, I'm just unpopular. Go see that Indian over there. He's popular.

English settler: Excuse me Mr. Indian, what do those five feathers mean?

Indian 2: It means I screwed five women.

English settler: You must be popular.

Indian 2: No I'm not. Go see him. He's popular.

English settler: Excuse me Mr. Indian, what do those ten feathers mean?

Indian 3: It means I screwed ten women.

English settler: You must be popular.

Indian 3: No I'm not. Go see the chief. He's popular.

The English settler goes to see the chief. The chief is surrounded by feathers. He has so many feathers that the English settler couldnt even see him.

English settler: Excuse me Mr. Chief, what do all those feathers mean?

Chief: It means I screwed everyone in the entire tribe.

English settler: Holy cow!

Chief: Yes, cows too.

English settler: But aren't they hostile?

Chief: Yep, horsestyle, pigstyle, and goatstyle. It's the only way.

English settler: Oh dear!

Chief: No, not deer. Ass too high.

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