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One day a girl was sitting on a bus and saw a boy get on the bus with green hair. Curious, she asked "How'd you get green hair?" he said "I got it when my mom was painting my room and it spilled on my head."

Then the girl saw another guy with green hair. She was curious and asked "How'd you get green hair?" and the boy said "My mom was dying it blonde, but something was wrong, so my hair is green."

Then the girl saw another boy get on the bus with green hair. Curious she asked "How'd you get green hair?" The boy wiped the palm of his hand on his nose and swept his hand through his hair and said "Gee, i dunno."

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Submitted By Katie Ames


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