Cruel vandalism

Cruel vandalism (G)

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A blonde was driving in her brand new corvette. Two guys pull her over and tell her to get out of the car. They draw a circle and tell her if she moves out of the circle they will kill her.

They immediately begin to destroy her corvette. When they are all finished they find the blonde standing in the circle laughing. Stunned, they wonder why, and ask her.

She replies, "Because while you weren't looking I stepped out of the circle.

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