Yankee in Arkansas

Yankee in Arkansas (PG)

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A guy walks into a bar down in Arkansas and orders a Grape Nehi. Surprised, the bartender looks around and says, ''You ain't from around here... Where you from, boy?''.

The guy says, ''I'm from Pennsylvania.''

The bartender asks, ''What do you do up in Pennsylvania?''

The guy responds, ''I'm a taxidermist.''

The bartender asks, ''A taxidermist... what the hell is a taxidermist?''

The guy says, ''I mount dead animals.''

The bartender smiles and shouts to the whole bar, ''It's OK boys, he's one of us!''

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