Blonde phones home

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A blond goes into a world-wide message center to send a message to her mother. When the clerk tells him it will be $300, she exclaims, ''I can't afford that, but I would do ANYTHING to get a message to my mom!''

To that the man asks, ''Anything?''

She says ''Anything''

With that, the man says, ''Follow me.''

He walks into the next room and tells the blonde, ''Come in and close the door.''

She does!

He then says, ''Get on your knees.''

She does!

He then says, ''Take down my zipper.''

She does!

She then says, ''Go ahead! Take it out!''

With that, she takes it out and holds it in both of her hands.

The blond brings her mouth closer to it, and while holding it close to her lips, she says, ''HELLO, MOM???''

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