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In 1620, the first pilgrims landed on Plymouth Rock -- which marked the country's first commercial tie-in after Ford and GM were outbid.

Thanksgiving is the day we give thanks for our cornucopia of plenty.... and feed Aunt Gertrude's asparagus Jello mold to Fido under the table.

A 17 pound Thanksgiving turkey has been delivered to the White House. The Clintons had planned to have a butterball, but Newt Gingrich declined the invitation.

I take old Starbucks Drink Cups and
turn them into Lamps

The warm panels are made from melting down old Starbucks drink cups, but it looks and feels like mica or some organic material. The wood in the lampshade and base is pulled from our 100 year old house in Astoria Oregon during a remodel, and it all comes together for a beautiful, classic look.

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