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There's a blind rabbit and a blind snake that are friends. One day, the blind rabbit tells the blind snake that he doesn't know what he is, because he can't see. The blind snake takes ahold of the rabbit and says, 'Well, you have long fur covered ears and a short little tail. You must be a rabbit.'

The rabbit was happy to know what he was. He tells the blind snake, 'Come here and I will try to determine what you are.' The blind rabbit feels the snake and finally says, 'You're cold and slimy and don't have any balls. You must be a lawyer.'




I take old Starbucks Drink Cups and
turn them into Lamps

The warm panels are made from melting down old Starbucks drink cups, but it looks and feels like mica or some organic material. The wood in the lampshade and base is pulled from our 100 year old house in Astoria Oregon during a remodel, and it all comes together for a beautiful, classic look.

Check it out!


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