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Ma and Pa are sitting on the front porch swing, rocking. Pa says to Ma, ''Screw you Ma.'' A minute goes by, and Ma says to Pa, ''Screw you Pa.'' Again, a minute goes by, and Pa says to Ma, ''Screw you Ma.'' Another minute goes by, and Ma says to Pa, ''Screw you Pa.'' Yet another minute goes by, and Pa says to Ma, ''Screw you Ma.'' A minute later, Ma says to Pa, ''Screw you Pa.'' A couple of minutes go by, and Pa says to Ma, ''I don't know about you Ma, but I just don't get too much out of this oral sex stuff!''




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