A fellow went to the doctor who told him that he had a bad illness and only a year to live. He decided to talk to his doctor. After the man explained his situation, he asked his doctor if there was anything he could do.
"What you should do is go out and buy a late '70 or early '80 model Dodge Pickup," said the doctor. "Then go get married to the ugliest woman you can find, and buy yourselves an old trailer house in the panhandle of Oklahoma."
The fellow asked, "Will this help me live longer?"
"No," said the doctor, "but it will make what time you do have seem like forever."
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