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A visitor to Texas once asked, ''Does it ever rain out here?'' ''Yes, it does,'' replied the rancher. ''Do you remember that part in the Bible when it rained for 40 days and 40 nights?''

''Yes, I'm familiar with Noah's flood,'' the visitor said.

''Well,'' said the rancher, ''we got two and a half inches during that spell.''

I take old Starbucks Drink Cups and
turn them into Lamps

The warm panels are made from melting down old Starbucks drink cups, but it looks and feels like mica or some organic material. The wood in the lampshade and base is pulled from our 100 year old house in Astoria Oregon during a remodel, and it all comes together for a beautiful, classic look.

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