Good News/Bad News for the chair

A lawyer walks into his client's death row cell and says, 'I've got good news, and bad news for you.'

The prisoner says, 'Okay. What's the bad news?'

'The bad news is that the Governor won't issue a stay of your execution.'

'Oh that's terrible. What possibly could be the good news?'

'The good news is that I got your voltage reduced!'

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