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A gang of robbers broke into a lawyer's club by mistake. The old lawyers gave them a fight for their lives. The gang was very happy to escape. 'It ain't so bad,' one crook noted. 'We got out with $25 between us.' 'I warned you to stay clear of lawyers!' the boss screamed. 'We had over $100 when we broke in!'

I take old Starbucks Drink Cups and
turn them into Lamps

The warm panels are made from melting down old Starbucks drink cups, but it looks and feels like mica or some organic material. The wood in the lampshade and base is pulled from our 100 year old house in Astoria Oregon during a remodel, and it all comes together for a beautiful, classic look.

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