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Rand Paul claims that vaccines can lead to 'mental disorders', like the delusion that he could actually be elected President.

Rand Paul says children got "profound mental disorders" after receiving vaccines, cites himself as example.

BREAKING: Rand Paul hit by drone fire during filibuster in what White House officials are calling "a complete and total accident."

Rand Paul calls on GOP to "evolve." Silly Rand Paul, Republicans don't believe in evolution.

Rand Paul offers a beer summit to Chris Christie. Who knew Paul would adopt an Obama trait?

Rand Paul told Chris Christie that he needs to talk to more "real" Americans. "...but I go to Mcdonald's 9 times a day." Christie said.

CNN poll shows Rand Paul and Paul Ryan top list of GOP presidential hopefuls. Poll also shows nobody knows which one is which.

I take old Starbucks Drink Cups and
turn them into Lamps

The warm panels are made from melting down old Starbucks drink cups, but it looks and feels like mica or some organic material. The wood in the lampshade and base is pulled from our 100 year old house in Astoria Oregon during a remodel, and it all comes together for a beautiful, classic look.

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