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A priest came into a bar and found a chemist depressed and drunk. The priest figures this is a good time to try to bring the Truth to the poor sinner. He sits down next to the chemist and says, "My son, alcohol is not a solution..."

The chemist replies, "Technically, Father, alcohol IS a solution."

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